So soon after my head exploded over the abject refusal to remove strawberry and chocolate milk from the elementary school lunchline on Jaime Oliver's Food Revolution...
Mead Johnson rolls out chocolate- and vanilla-flavored toddler formula.
If we're scratching our heads, wondering why our kids are dying younger than we are, let's give our poor scalps a break.
I love that quote, "What's next, genetically modifying moms to produce chocolate breast milk?"
Lady, don't give them any ideas.