My body is out to get me.

Last night we took my son and his friend to the park. I was spinning them on the merry-go-round, and decided to jump on. I ended up getting dragged halfway around, and have the sprained ankle to prove it.

About a week ago I was chasing Andrew around the house. Went to cut a turn, my body went "uh-UH!" and I slammed into the wall. Got some carpet burn from that one.

When did my body stop reacting the way I expect it to?

Oh, and the ultimate treason. Pushing my little girl into the world too early. Sabotaging my happiness and emotional state. Making me hate the skin I live in.

I feel like I don't know myself anymore. My reflexes no longer cater to my whims.

I'd like my heavenly body now. Please?


  1. Yep, some people have trouble getting pregnant while others have problems staying pregnant. I get ticked off at my faulty equipment all the time...

    I hope all of your recent physical injuries heal soon, while I know all the emotional ones will take a lifetime...

  2. I have to agree with you..I cant tell you how many times I tell myself..STOP and my body just keeps walking or whatever...I wont mention talking about trying to hold urine anymore....

  3. I think it has something to do with child birth or pregnancy, because my body ias falling apart and I am only 30!!!

  4. A lot of that is called age as much as I don't want to admit it. The key is to stay active. Have a great day.